Brandon Eleuterio

Category: Eat Your Cheerios

Daddy, Where do Quesadillas Come From?


A father’s ability to coerce two-year-olds into eating peas is carefully monitored by tortilla corporations. These companies embed undercover agents within landscaping companies to monitor the abilities of fathers at dinner time. As one tortilla executive puts it, “if a father can talk a defiant toddler into eating tiny green wrinkled eyeballs, we want him […]

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